christmascrayonwillow:

candycreme:

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

unfollower:

i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what

megumiaino:

let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we

gay person: *breathes*
white girl: OMG you're so SASSY xDD i love gay ppl lolz lets go shopping